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You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

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Where would Mario be without you?

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

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Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Gamers are the new supermen.

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

"Crush your enemies!"

"This is SPARTA!"

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 10 battles

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This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

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"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

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Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

"See them driven before you!"

Aced the BioShock quiz

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Who has time to finish games?

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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There are some things you just love to hate.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Hit first, ask questions later.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Member of 15 user groups

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.