Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

"See them driven before you!"

"Crush your enemies!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has won 10 battles

Has set an avatar.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has created a user profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Robe and hat not included.

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 50 battles

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Member of 1 User Group

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

You want to shoot things.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Who has time to finish games?