You want to shoot things.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has earned more than 200,000 in a single battle

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 10 battles

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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

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Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

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Member of 1 User Group

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Save versus Fourth Edition.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Solo is for suckers

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

More real than real.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Who has time to finish games?

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You may be a bit of a wimp, but Peach's castle won't clean itself!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Robe and hat not included.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Doesn't it look futuristic?

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You've got mail!

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.