Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

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Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You want to shoot things.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 25 quizzes.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Robe and hat not included.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable