Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Has won 10 battles

"Crush your enemies!"

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.

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Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 1 battle

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 50 battles

Has fought 100 battles

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Welcome to Columbia!

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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