Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

"This is SPARTA!"

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You want to shoot things.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 50 battles

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has won 10 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson

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Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has fought 100 battles

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You only play really Important games.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Solo is for suckers

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Robe and hat not included.

Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

So terribly tortured inside.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

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