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I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Robe and hat not included.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

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To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

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Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews