Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Solo is for suckers

Robe and hat not included.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has added more than 10 friends.

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Two tails, no waiting.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You only play really Important games.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!