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I heard you really, REALLY like them.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

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Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

I came. I saw. I slew.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has completed 75 quizzes

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She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

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You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Member of 1 User Group

Gamers are the new supermen.

Member of 15 user groups

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Who said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Robe and hat not included.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Both stylish and delicious.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

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You have recovered the Fallen Angels and saved The Escapist!

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Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content

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