Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Gamers are the new supermen.

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You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

Solo is for suckers

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

"See them driven before you!"

"This is SPARTA!"

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Has won 100 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has added more than 100 friends.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 100 battles

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Someone really didn't think this through.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has won 50 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 100 battles

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

"Crush your enemies!"

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added more than 10 friends.

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Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has created a user profile.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 10 battles

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Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Member of 1 User Group

Member of 15 user groups

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Robe and hat not included.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Fight me if you dare.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

The first time is always the best time.

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