Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Quite the whiskered chap

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Granted for being a contributor to WarCry

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

I won a race for The Escapist Crew in the Project Powder Tournament!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Aced the Oscars quiz

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

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You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Has won 50 battles

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Has fought 1 battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

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Has won more than one battle consecutively

"See them driven before you!"

"Crush your enemies!"

"This is SPARTA!"

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"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has been added as a friend.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Has added a friend!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Member of 1 User Group

Member of 15 user groups

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Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Gamers are the new supermen.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Created a topic with over 100,000 views.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Founder of User Group with 100 members

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows