Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

There are only two things that could make this better...

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

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People don't understand, you just want to help!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

"Crush your enemies!"

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has won more than one battle consecutively

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Never understimate the value of a good prybar. Just ask Gordon.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Eat the candy and forget my number please :)

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Has fought 1 battle

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Solo is for suckers

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Robe and hat not included.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Would you like another pellet?

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Whatever you do, don't click here.

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