Has completed 50 quizzes.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

"Crush your enemies!"

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

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Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has won a battle

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Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has set an avatar.

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

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Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

"See them driven before you!"

Aced the BioShock quiz

Aced the Oscars quiz

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 50 battles

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You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Robe and hat not included.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

So terribly tortured inside.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.