Has contributed to RP Digest

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

"See them driven before you!"

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Solo is for suckers

Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has fought 10 battles

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

You are a unique and special snowflake, just like everyone else.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"Crush your enemies!"

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

There are some things you just love to hate.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Robe and hat not included.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Has added more than 100 friends.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

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You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Posted a comment using Facebook

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!