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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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I voted in every Legacy Battle!

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

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Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Member of 15 user groups

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Hit first, ask questions later.

Robe and hat not included.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

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Witnessed the introduction of a legend

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

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Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!