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I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

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Eat the candy and forget my number please :)

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Has received and read messages from 25 people.

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Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

"Crush your enemies!"

Aced the BioShock quiz

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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

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More real than real.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

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You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

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You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

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When merely winning isn't enough.

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

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Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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The first time is always the best time.

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Would you like another pellet?

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Migrating south is for the birds.

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