You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

You have earned your first mount.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You want to shoot things.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

They keep forever, and can cure anything.

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I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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