You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Robe and hat not included.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has created a user profile.

Has been added as a friend.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

"Crush your enemies!"

Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?

You may be a bit of a wimp, but Peach's castle won't clean itself!

Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Two tails, no waiting.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

Stay away from da voodoo.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Who wants to live forever?

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

The Light justifies the means.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Falling room only.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict