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It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

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The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

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Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

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Robe and hat not included.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

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