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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Robe and hat not included.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

Has added more than 10 friends.

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

The very definition of Nerd Power.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

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Hit first, ask questions later.

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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So terribly tortured inside.

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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Perfection is not an accident.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

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You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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