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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

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Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

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Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

I know what you're going to say.

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!