Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

"This is SPARTA!"

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has won 100 battles

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has created a user profile.

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 100 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

Has set an avatar.

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 50 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

I used my Crystal Ball to see who would win the Legacy Battle!

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 15 user groups

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show

Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Gamers are the new supermen.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

"See them driven before you!"

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

I voted in every match-up of the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

You sexy thing.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Amat victoria curam

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

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Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!