Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

"Crush your enemies!"

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has won a battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 1 battle

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Member of 1 User Group

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.