If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has added a friend!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Eat the candy and forget my number please :)

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has won a battle

They're lucky! Collect 100 for a special surprise!

Has been added as a friend.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

You may be a bit of a wimp, but Peach's castle won't clean itself!

Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.

Solo is for suckers

You want to shoot things.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Heroes may die, but legends endure.