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Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

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Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Solo is for suckers

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If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

More real than real.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

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Robe and hat not included.

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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The Light justifies the means.

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

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I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

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Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

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Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

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You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

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