Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

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To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

Has been added as a friend.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Never understimate the value of a good prybar. Just ask Gordon.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!

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I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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Has added more than 10 friends.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Omigosh kitties MEW MEW!

"Crush your enemies!"

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You want to shoot things.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

So mopey...so sparkly.

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.