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You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

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Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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"Crush your enemies!"

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Has won a battle

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

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Has fought 1 battle

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Has fought 10 battles

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Has fought 100 battles

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Robe and hat not included.

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Falling room only.

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So terribly tortured inside.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

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Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!