Fight me if you dare.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Quite the whiskered chap

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has fought 1 battle

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I voted in every Legacy Battle!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Omigosh kitties MEW MEW!

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"Crush your enemies!"

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

for getting a BLUR beta key

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Falling room only.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

A founding member of The Escapist's Official Guild on Dragon Nest

I came. I saw. I slew.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

So terribly tortured inside.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

Before Jaws, there was you!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews