The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"Crush your enemies!"

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

You've gained an extra life!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

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Come and behold the power of cheese.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Posted a comment using Facebook

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane