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I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

"Surrender Monkey!"

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

"See them driven before you!"

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Who has time to finish games?

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

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You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.

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It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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It's all about the music

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Thrice educated on games and learning.

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

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