You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?

Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 1,000,000 treasure

"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

Has earned more than 200,000 in a single battle

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has won 50 battles

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has fought 100 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has won 100 battles

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the BioShock quiz

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Solo is for suckers

You want to shoot things.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Stay away from da voodoo.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Punch first, think later.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Robe and hat not included.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

So terribly tortured inside.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Two tails, no waiting.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.