Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has been added as a friend.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has won a battle

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has fought 1 battle

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Member of 1 User Group

Has added a friend!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Hit first, ask questions later.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Where would Mario be without you?

Robe and hat not included.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

You want to shoot things.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

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Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

The Light justifies the means.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

It's all about the music

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You've got mail!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Witnessed the introduction of a legend