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I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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"See them driven before you!"

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Member of 15 user groups

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

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Gamers are the new supermen.

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Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

So mopey...so sparkly.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

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I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

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Watched all episodes of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

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Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

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