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I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Has completed 10 quizzes.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has created a user profile.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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