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Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Gamers are the new supermen.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

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Member of 15 user groups

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

There are some things you just love to hate.

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I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

So mopey...so sparkly.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Robe and hat not included.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.

Who said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.

You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

"This is SPARTA!"

"See them driven before you!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"Crush your enemies!"

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Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show

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Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

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Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

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Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

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