Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

We won the Webby...because we rule!

You can never have enough bullets. For when the undead come.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has been added as a friend.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Eat the candy and forget my number please :)

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has added a friend!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 1 battle

I used my Crystal Ball to see who would win the Legacy Battle!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

More real than real.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Who wants to live forever?

When merely winning isn't enough.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Raptors rule!