I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

"This is SPARTA!"

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Has earned more than 1,000,000 treasure

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"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has won more than one battle consecutively

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won 100 battles

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Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 100 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

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Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the BioShock quiz

for getting a BLUR beta key

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Member of 1 User Group

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

Solo is for suckers

You know games are meant to be modified.

You want to shoot things.

Who has time to finish games?

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

More real than real.

You only play really Important games.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

There are some things you just love to hate.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Two tails, no waiting.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Robe and hat not included.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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When merely winning isn't enough.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!