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Honorary Mention - Caption Contest "Tree" - 2010 Summer E Games

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Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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Clicky, not Mickey

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