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Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist

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Quite the whiskered chap

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Ask me about my banhammer

Keeping the hamsters running, one day at a time.

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Apparently you studied political science and mass murder at college. That’s how you got 100% on the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

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Has won a battle

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!

Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has fought 1 battle

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

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"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 10 battles

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has won 10 battles

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I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Founder of User Group with 25 members

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Founder of User Group with 100 members

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Aww man, what, were they out of socks?

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has recruited another player

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

for getting a BLUR beta key

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

Hit first, ask questions later.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Falling room only.

Founder of User Group with 225 members

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Perfection is not an accident.

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!