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Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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You've heard of the The Elder Scrolls in name only.

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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Gamers are the new supermen.

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

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Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games

Second Place - T-Shirt Contest - Summer E Games

Second Place in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: 99 Bricks

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Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

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Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

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Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

"There can be only one!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has won more than one battle consecutively

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Has won 100 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Has won 100 battles

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Has fought 1 battle

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

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Founder of User Group with 100 members

Founder of 10 groups with at least 30 members in each

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Member of 50 user groups

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Member of 1 User Group

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

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Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

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Has added a friend!

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Stay away from da voodoo.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Shiny!

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Before Jaws, there was you!