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Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

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Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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"Crush your enemies!"

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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You've got this villain thing down cold.

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

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Thrice educated on games and learning.

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Welcome to Columbia!

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You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

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Before Jaws, there was you!