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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

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I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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Do not eat.

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"Crush your enemies!"

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Gamers are the new supermen.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

Solo is for suckers

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

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To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

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The first time is always the best time.

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Would you like another pellet?

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

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The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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