Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Robe and hat not included.

Solo is for suckers

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

It's fruit AND cake. It's like, good for you! You should definitely share.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

So mopey...so sparkly.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?