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You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

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What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Hit first, ask questions later.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Robe and hat not included.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

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The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

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Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

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Come and behold the power of cheese.

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