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You've uncovered all the Games of Christmas of 2011!

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Heroes may die, but legends endure.

For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

I came. I saw. I slew.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

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Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Earned the Dalek result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

The first time is always the best time.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

I know what you're going to say.

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Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

So terribly tortured inside.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Not for use while gaming.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

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With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

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You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

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Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You want to shoot things.

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Aced the BioShock quiz

"See them driven before you!"

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Has won 10 battles

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Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 1 battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

My shirt was a finalist in the T-Shirt Contest!!!

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

You are a unique and special snowflake, just like everyone else.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!

Winner: Easiest WoW Quiz EVER!

Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!

Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

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Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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