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Gamers are the new supermen.

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Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Omigosh kitties MEW MEW!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

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"Veni, vidi, vici."

"Crush your enemies!"

"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

Has won 100 battles without the loss of a complete army

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

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People don't understand, you just want to help!

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Where would Mario be without you?

Two tails, no waiting.

Member of 1 User Group

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Hit first, ask questions later.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

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You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

So terribly tortured inside.

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

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There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You've got mail!

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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