Gamers are the new supermen.

Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Founder of User Group with 25 members

My shirt was a finalist in the T-Shirt Contest!!!

I had a great idea, so I submitted to the T-Shirt Contest!

Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has added more than 100 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Member of 1 User Group

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

"See them driven before you!"

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Aced the BioShock quiz

Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

They're lucky! Collect 100 for a special surprise!

Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show

I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

"Surrender Monkey!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

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Has won 50 battles

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 100 battles

Has fought 10 battles

Has fought 1 battle

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"Crush your enemies!"

Has recruited another player

May the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

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You sexy thing.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews