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What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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