Robe and hat not included.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Punch first, think later.

"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Stay away from da voodoo.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has set an avatar.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

There are some things you just love to hate.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

The first time is always the best time.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!