Robe and hat not included.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has won 50 battles

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

There are only two things that could make this better...

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Don't panic.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has won 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

This candy heart does not mean you get an extra life and we will not be held accountable if you try and claim that :)

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has created a user profile.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Save versus Fourth Edition.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Solo is for suckers

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Two tails, no waiting.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has completed 50 quizzes.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Whatever you do, don't click here.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Raptors rule!